From: Neubayern
To:   All
Week: 8

PRESS RELEASE: We deplore Serendip Belt’s imperialistic invasion of Zuflucht

The Peoples’ Republic of Neubayern totally deplores & abhors the imperialistic and expansionistic government of Serendip Belt in its military invasion of the peaceful and harmless planet of Zuflucht.

There can be no excuse for such blatant use of force against such a defenceless system, and this occupation is a gross violation of international law.

Thus we demand the immediate and unconditional removal of all Serendip Belt military personnel and equipment, and the restoration of the legitimate democratic government of Zuflucht.

This occupation sends a chill through everyone’s heart on my home planet of Neubayern, as we fully understand the consequences of a government hostile to its people. We ourselves fought long and hard against our previous oppressive and despicable government, against which I had the pleasure of leading the heroic people of Neubayern in their quest for freedom. This resulted in the overthrow of that decadent government by our glorious socialist revolution fourteen years ago, restoring rightful control to the workers of Neubayern.

We will make very clear that we will use any means to help our fellow oppressed workers of Zuflucht in regaining their aforementioned freedom from that most bellicose, oppressive and unrepresentative government of Serendip Belt.

Karl Hoganstein

Spokesperson and Commissar of the Peoples’ Republic of Neubayern.